- Did you hear they came out with a singing computer? Yeah, it’s called Adele
- What kind of cheese is not your own? Nacho cheese
- What did one ocean say to another? Nothing, they just waved at each other.
- Did you hear about the guy who opened a cheese store in Israel? He called it “Cheeses of Nazareth.”
- What happened when the pirate attempted to recite the alphabet? He got lost at ‘c’.
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
- What’s the worst part about working at a calendar factory? No days off.
- Did you hear about the man who lost his nose and then robbed a bank? It was a scentless crime.
- Two guys walk into a bar. You would think the second one would have seen it.
- If every day is a gift, I’d like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday.
- A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Irving?”