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Best Work Jokes

  • Did you hear they came out with a singing computer? Yeah, it’s called Adele
  • What kind of cheese is not your own? Nacho cheese
  • What did one ocean say to another? Nothing, they just waved at each other.
  • Did you hear about the guy who opened a cheese store in Israel? He called it “Cheeses of Nazareth.”
  • What happened when the pirate attempted to recite the alphabet? He got lost at ‘c’.
  • What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
  • What’s the worst part about working at a calendar factory? No days off.
  • Did you hear about the man who lost his nose and then robbed a bank? It was a scentless crime.
  • Two guys walk into a bar. You would think the second one would have seen it.
  • If every day is a gift, I’d like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday.
  • A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Irving?”